I wish I had a picture of this lady

Yesterday, I made a pitstop at Starbuck's for my favorite drink (Grande Nonfat Light Whip Peppermint White Mocha - feel free to buy me one anytime) when I saw an absolute fashion disaster. A lady was sitting at a table with a gentleman in a suit - I think it may have been a casual meeting, perhaps an interview. The lady's back was to me and all I could see is a bow of some sort sticking up from her head. I knew it was wrong on all levels just from the sheer size of the bow but I couldn't really see it clearly. As I received my pepperminty heaven from the barista, the fashion disaster exited the building with me. I wish I had a picture. This lady actually left the house with a Coach scarf tied around her head (which would have been okay if the scarf was flat on top and hung down in the back - which is a cute look) and tied a GIANT bow on TOP of her head!! Like a 5 year old! And she had plaid shoes on....a whole separate story and insignificant in comparison to the bow disaster. I doubt she got that job....